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Picture this: You’re sitting at the kitchen table with your mom, trying to log into her bank account to check a mystery charge. She pulls out The Book. You know the one. It’s a battered little address book held together…

Picture this: You just want to pay your quarterly trash collection bill online. You sit down, type in your username, and then comes the dreaded password box. Was it “DumpsterFire2022!” or your dog’s name followed by the year of your…
Picture this: You reach into your pocket or purse, expecting to feel the familiar, comforting rectangle of glass that essentially runs your life. Instead, your fingers grasp a crumpled tissue, a stray peppermint, and a terrifying amount of lint. Your…

You’re sitting in your favorite chair, enjoying a quiet cup of coffee. Suddenly, your phone buzzes, dings, and lights up like a pinball machine. Is it an emergency? Has your bank account been compromised? Is your grandson calling to say…
You know that feeling when you’re home alone, the phone hasn’t rung in days, and you start having conversations with the television? Not answering the television. Not yelling at a game show contestant who clearly doesn’t know the capital of…

Imagine you get a text from your daughter. “Look at what little Timmy did!” It’s a video. You watch it, chuckle alone in your living room, and type back, “LOL.” (Which you now know means “Laugh Out Loud,” not “Lots…
Let’s talk about your family’s recipe box. You know the one. It’s that wooden or tin box stuffed with index cards that have survived decades of kitchen warfare. The cards are covered in mysterious splatters that could be dried gravy,…
Have you ever found yourself shouting at your kitchen counter, demanding to know how many ounces are in a cup, only to be answered by a glowing cylinder that suddenly starts playing polka music? Welcome to the modern age. We…

Imagine you’re at the grocery store checkout. You whip out your smartphone to check your digital coupon for half-priced decaf coffee. But instead of showing you the barcode, your phone abruptly demands a six-digit PIN. You type it in. Wrong.…
Imagine you’re finally doing some spring cleaning. You open a desk drawer and discover a tangled ball of mystery cords, three dead AA batteries, and that old smartphone you replaced four years ago. You decide to be a good citizen…