You have finally done it. You spent three weekends scanning dusty photo albums, battling the flatbed scanner that sounds like a dying robot, and sneezing your way through the 1970s. You are a digital archivist hero. But then, you look up from your computer and see The Stuff. You know what I mean. The chunky costume jewelry your aunt wore to every bingo night. The handmade quilt that is currently folded into a shape-defying geometry.…