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Those no-good, hornswoggling scalawags!
I’m talking about scammers. Ruining everything is their full-time job.
Not long ago, online shopping felt like ordering from a trusty old mail-order catalog. Now? It feels more like wandering into the wrong neighborhood after dark.
One minute, you’re innocently browsing for dachshund-shaped slippers. The next? You’re dodging scams, sketchy websites, and cybercrooks who want your credit card number like it’s the last hot dog at the company picnic.
Losing your money—or worse, your personal info—is about as fun as realizing those miracle anti-aging pills you ordered are just overpriced jelly beans.
But don’t worry! This isn’t a doom-and-gloom warning to swear off online shopping forever.
Instead, I’ve rounded up 12 foolproof tips to help you spot scams, avoid shady websites, and protect your hard-earned cash (and dignity).
So grab a fresh cup of coffee, sink into your favorite chair (hopefully in those comfy new slippers), and let’s dive into the 12 best ways to shop online safely.
When shopping online, it’s safer to stick with the heavy hitters—Amazon, Target, Best Buy. Think of them as well-lit department stores, minus the pushy perfume-spritzing lady at the entrance.
Why? Because wandering onto an unfamiliar shopping site is like stepping into a back alley where a guy in a trench coat whispers, “Psst… wanna buy a cheap Rolex?”
Scammers love to set up fake stores with sketchy URLs—often misspelled or using odd extensions like “.io,” “.biz,” or “.this-is-a-scam.”
Always check the web addressA web address, also known as a URL (Uniform Resource Locator), is a unique identifier used to access... More carefully. If something looks off, back away slowly, keeping your credit card where it belongs—far away from that site.
Big-name retailers and official store websites are generally safe bets. Sticking with them lowers your risk of phishing scams, identity theft, or paying $300 for knockoff earbuds that sound like someone wrapped tin foil around a potato.
Now, don’t get me wrong—there are plenty of amazing small businesses online, and they deserve support!
But before handing over your hard-earned cash to a site you’ve never heard of, do a little digging (more on that below). Because the only surprise you want when shopping online is how ridiculously comfortable those dachshund slippers turn out to be.
You wouldn’t buy a microwave from a guy named Eddie out of the back of his van, right? (Okay, maybe once in the ’80s—but you’ve learned your lesson.) The same rule applies online: don’t trust your credit card info to a websiteA website is a collection of interconnected web pages or digital content that are accessible via the... More that doesn’t even pretend to be secure.
So how do you spot a safe site?
First, check the address barThe address bar is the text box at the top of a web browser where you type a website’s address (UR... More. See a little padlock iconAn icon is a small graphical symbol used to represent an object, action, or concept in a digital int... More next to the website’s URLA URL, or Uniform Resource Locator, serves as the web address that directs users to specific resourc... More? And/or that the URL starts with “https:HTTPS is a safer version of HTTP, the protocol used to browse the web. It uses encryption (fancy tec... More//”?
Good. That means the site uses SSL encryptionEncryption is a way to protect sensitive data by turning it into unreadable code using complex math.... More, which scrambles your data into secret spy code so only you and the retailer can read it.
For extra security, look for trust badges from third-party services like TRUSTe, VeriSign, or the Better Business Bureau.
But don’t just look at them—click on them! Scammers love slapping fake logos on their sites, hoping you won’t check.
Remember that guy at the used-car lot who swore—on his mother’s grave for the fifth time this week—that the car you’re eyeing belonged to a sweet old lady who only drove it to church? Even though it clearly smells like cigarettes and old tacos?
Yeah, shady online sellers operate the same way. Just minus the cheap suit and overpowering cologne.
Before you hit “Buy Now,” do yourself—and your wallet—a favor: check the seller’s reputation.
Reviews are like digital gossip. They’ll spill everything you need to know (and then some). Watch for repeat complaints: orders never arriving, items looking nothing like the photos, or customer service that’s harder to reach than the TV remote lost in your couch cushions.
Legit businesses proudly list their phone number, address, and emailEmail, or electronic mail, is a digital communication tool that allows users to send and receive mes... More. If all you see is a vague contact form or an email that looks like someone fell asleep on their keyboard (hello, “xyz7783@randomsite.xyz”), run.
Make sure it’s clear—and reasonable. If the fine print says you can only return your item on the third Wednesday of February during a lunar eclipse, maybe rethink those orthopedic sandals.
You know those moments when you stumble across an online deal so outrageous that you spit out your coffee and say something profound like, “Whoa! A genuine Gucci handbag for $4.99?”
What could possibly go wrong? Spoiler alert: A heckuva lot!
If a deal seems too good to be true—like finding filet mignon at gas-station beef jerky prices—it’s almost certainly a scam. Here’s how they get you:
You click on a steal-of-a-deal for a top-of-the-line espresso machine. But surprise! It’s “out of stock,” and they’re pushing a similar model—one that’s mysteriously three times the price and looks like your grandma’s old percolator.
These sites look just like your favorite online retailer, but they exist for one reason: to steal your info. Think of them as internetThe Internet is a vast network of computers and other electronic devices connected globally, allowin... More Elvis impersonators—convincing from a distance, but up close? Definitely not the King.
That “designer handbag” you snagged for pocket change? Yeah, it’s probably plastic, and it’ll fall apart the first time it sees daylight. Worse, these shady sellers don’t just rip you off—they might steal your financial info, too.
Trust your gut. If a price makes your internal alarm bells ring louder than a defective smoke detector at 3 AM, pause. Do a quick background check.
A two-minute search can save you weeks of frustration—and possibly a call from your credit card’s fraud department.
You know those checkout forms asking for your birthdate, mother’s maiden name, favorite pizza topping, and the name of your third-grade pet hamster?
Unless they’re sending you a personalized birthday pizza or a hamster-shaped keychain, they don’t need that info.
Here’s the deal: Only give websites what they absolutely need—name, shipping address, payment info. That’s it.
Your Social Security number? Your blood type? Not unless you’re buying a kidney online (and even then, maybe double-check that site).
If a site insists on your birthday, just make one up. Be 29 forever. Be 102. Who cares? Unless they’re giving you free cheesecake, your real age is nobody’s business.
And yes, websites have privacy policies—those War and Peace-length documents written in ancient legalese that no one has actually read since the internet was invented.
But give it a quick skim. If it hints at selling your info to every shady marketing company in existence, consider shopping elsewhere.
(Pro tip: If your eyes glaze over, copy and paste it into ChatGPTChatGPT is an advanced language model developed by OpenAI, designed to understand and generate human... More and ask it to ID any worrying language in the privacy policy.)
Bottom line: Protect your personal details like you protect Grandma’s secret pecan pie recipe. Because oversharing online can lead to identity theft, endless spamSpam refers to unsolicited or unwanted messages, often sent in bulk, typically via email, text messa... More calls, or worse—awkward targeted ads for wrinkle cream and adult diapers.
Shopping online without secure payment methods is like leaving your wallet on a park bench with a sign that says, “Help Yourself!” Sure, most people are honest—but do you really want to bet your bank account on that?
Here’s how to keep your money where it belongs—with you.
If you remember one thing from this, let it be this: Your debit card is NOT your friend online.
Why? Because debit cards pull money directly from your bank account. If a scammer gets hold of it, they’re basically siphoning cash straight from your pockets—and getting it back can be harder than explaining TikTok trends to your grandkids.
Credit cards, on the other hand, come with built-in fraud protection. If some scammer tries to charge you $3,000 for a jet ski you never ordered, your credit card company will likely step in and say, “Not today, buddy!”—and reverse the charge.
With a debit card? You might be out of luck or stuck in a painfully long call with your bank.
If you have a smartphone, Apple Pay and Google Pay add even more security. They generate a one-time-use digital card number for each transaction, so your real credit card details stay hidden. Think of it as an invisibility cloak for your payment info.
Some banks and payment services (like Capital One and PayPal) offer temporary credit card numbers for online shopping. These work like burner phones in spy movies—except instead of making shady calls, you’re just safely buying socks. Once you use the number, it becomes useless to scammers.
If your passwords are easier to crack than an egg on a hot sidewalk, you might as well just hand your credit card info to the nearest scammer and save them the trouble.
Here’s what to do:
A good passwordA password is a string of characters used to verify the identity of a user during the authentication... More should be long, random, and unique. Forget “Fluffy123” or your grandkid’s name—hackers are great at guessing personal details. Instead, aim for at least 12 characters with a mix of letters, numbers, and symbols.
Need help? Password managers (like ProtonPass (affiliate linkA link, or hyperlink, is a tool used in electronic documents and websites to jump from one online lo... More) or 1Password) can generate and store secure passwords for you, so you don’t have to remember 37 different versions of grape$7Duck&banjo42.
Think of MFAMulti-factor Authentication (MFA) is a security feature that adds an extra layer of protection to yo... More as adding a deadbolt to your digital front door. Even if a hacker somehow gets your password, they can’t log in without a second step—like a code sent to your phone.
Yes, it’s an extra five seconds. But compared to the weeks it takes to recover a hacked account? Totally worth it.
Reusing passwords is like using one key for everything—your house, your car, and your storage unit full of priceless Beanie Babies. If a hacker cracks one, they have access to all.
Next time you’re tempted to reuse an old password because “it’s easy to remember,” just picture yourself resetting every single account after a breach.
New passwords are a lot less painful than dealing with identity theft.
Shopping online at your favorite café might make you feel tech-savvy and modern. But if you’re using public Wi-Fi, you might as well stand up and announce your credit card number to the entire coffee shop—and while you’re at it, throw in your Social Security number for good measure.
The safest place to shop online? Your home Wi-FiWi-Fi, short for Wireless Fidelity, revolutionizes connectivity by enabling devices to access the in... More.
Public Wi-Fi—like the kind at airports, coffee shops, or your local library—is a hacker’s dream. These networks aren’t secure, which means cybercriminals can eavesdrop on your activity like a nosy neighbor peeking through the blinds. If you enter your credit card details on public Wi-Fi, you’re practically gift-wrapping them for scammers.
A VPN (Virtual Private Network) works like an invisibility cloak for your internet traffic, encrypting your data so hackers can’t see what you’re doing. It’s especially useful if you have to shop on a public network—like when you’re stuck in an airport and suddenly remember your niece’s birthday is tomorrow.
No VPN? Wait until you’re on a trusted, private network before making a purchase. Because while free Wi-Fi is great for checking the weather or watching cat videos, it’s a terrible place to enter your credit card information.
If you keep clicking “Remind Me Later” on software updates, congrats! You’ve just made a hacker’s job ten times easier.
Think of your phone, tabletA tablet is a lightweight, portable device with a touchscreen that you can use to browse the interne... More, or computer as a house. Every time you skip an update, you’re basically leaving the front door wide open with a sign that says, “Come on in! Free valuables inside!”
Updates exist because hackers are constantly inventing new ways to break in, and tech companies are just as busy patching those weak spots. Ignoring updates? That’s like refusing to fix a broken lock and hoping no one notices.
Your antivirusAntivirus software is a program that protects your computer, phone, or tablet from harmful viruses a... More program is like a guard dog—it only works if it’s trained for the latest threats. Keep it updated, and for the love of cybersecurityCybersecurity is a critical field dedicated to safeguarding digital systems, networks, and data from... More, don’t ignore those “Your VirusA virus is a type of harmful software that can sneak into your computer and cause problems. It can s... More Protection is Out of Date” warnings. (The antivirus program I use is Bitdefender [affiliate link].)
While you’re at it, enable your firewall. Firewalls are like nightclub bouncers for your device, deciding who gets in and who gets tossed out. No firewallA firewall is a security system designed to protect networks and computers from unauthorized access ... More? You’re letting in every shady character on the internet.
WindowsWindows is a widely used operating system developed by Microsoft Corporation, designed to provide a ... More, MacA Mac, short for Macintosh, is a line of personal computers developed by Apple Inc. Renowned for the... More, iPhone, Android—whatever you use, keep it updated. These updates aren’t just there to introduce confusing new buttons or randomly rearrange your settings. They patch security holes that hackers love to exploit.
Yes, updates are annoying. Yes, they always pop up at the worst time—like when you’re deep into a YouTube rabbit hole about whether or not butter belongs in the fridge. But taking five minutes now beats dealing with malwareMalware (short for malicious software) is a type of harmful program designed to sneak into computers... More, stolen data, or a painfully slow device later.
Gift cards are the perfect present when you have no idea what someone actually wants. But buying them online? That’s trickier than untangling last year’s Christmas lights.
The problem? Scammers love gift cards. Not because they make great stocking stuffers, but because they can sell you one that’s already drained, tampered with, or completely fake.
Unless you enjoy gifting disappointment, follow these tips:
The safest way to buy a gift card? Straight from the retailer’s website or a major store.
Avoid those shady third-party sites offering “discounted” gift cards. If you see an offer like “$100 gift card for just $50!”—just assume it’s a scam. Because let’s be real: nobody in the history of retail has ever given away free money out of the kindness of their heart.
Gift cards sometimes come with expiration dates, weird fees, or ridiculous restrictions (“only valid on Tuesdays when Mercury is in retrograde”). Before buying, check the terms and conditions so you know exactly what you’re getting.
Buying secondhand gift cards from auction sites or sketchy “gift card exchange” websites is like buying a wallet off the street—you might get lucky, or you might get an empty one.
Scammers have plenty of tricks:
Either way, you’re the one stuck with a worthless piece of plastic.
Who doesn’t love a good deal? There’s something deeply satisfying about knocking a few bucks off your total with a well-placed coupon code.
But beware—some coupon sites are about as reliable as your uncle’s weather forecast when he swears he can “feel a storm coming” in his knee.
Some sites offer legit discounts.
Others? They’re elaborate traps designed to steal your info, bombard you with pop-ups, or worse—trick you into downloading malware disguised as a “SUPER SECRET 90% OFF” deal.
Use trusted sources like RetailMeNot, Honey, or Coupons.com—sites that verify deals and have real user reviews. If a coupon code seems too good to be true (like “FREE EVERYTHING FOREVER”), it’s probably a scam.
Found an amazing discount? Visit the store’s official website to confirm it. Many retailers post their own promo codes and loyalty deals, so you can save money without clicking on sketchy third-party links.
Saving $10 isn’t worth it if the site is actually stealing your credit card info or installing spyware on your computer. If a coupon site:
✅ Looks sketchy
✅ Has endless pop-ups
✅ Demands way too much personal info just to “unlock” a deal
Back away slowly.
Smart couponing saves you money. Reckless couponing gets you hacked. Choose wisely.
You’ve found the perfect item, clicked “Buy Now,” and are feeling pretty pleased with yourself—until you realize the shipping fee costs as much as a small island nation, and the delivery date is set for sometime next year.
Online shopping is great—as long as you actually receive what you ordered. That’s why checking a store’s shipping and return policies before you buy can save you from frustration, surprise fees, and the deep existential dread of trying to return something to a retailer that suddenly stops answering emails.
Before finalizing your purchase, check:
✅ Shipping costs – Is it free, reasonable, or does it look like they’re hand-delivering it by private jet?
✅ Delivery times – Will it arrive before your niece’s birthday, or will she be collecting Social Security by the time it gets there?
✅ Tracking options – Can you follow your package’s journey, or will it vanish into the void, leaving you refreshing the tracking page in despair?
A good return policy is like insurance for your purchase. Some stores offer hassle-free returns, while others make you jump through so many hoops, you’d think you were training for the circus.
Look out for:
🚨 Return time limits – Some stores give you months; others expect you to decide within 48 hours whether that sweater “sparks joy.”
🚨 Restocking fees – A sneaky way some retailers make money off returns. If you send something back, will they charge you for it?
🚨 Condition requirements – Can you return it after trying it on, or does it need to be in its original, untouched packaging—like you never even glanced at it?
If a store’s return policy is vague, confusing, or nonexistent, that’s a red flag. Checking before you buy can save you from a battle with customer service—or worse, realizing you’re stuck with something you don’t want.
Online shopping is one of modern life’s greatest conveniences—right up there with drive-thru coffee and TV remotes that keep you from ever having to get up. But like anything on the internet, it comes with risks.
By staying vigilant, using secure payment methods, and doing a little research before you click “Buy Now,” you can avoid scams, protect your personal info, and make sure your shopping experience is fun and hassle-free—instead of an expensive lesson in what not to do.
The good news? You don’t need to be a tech wizard to shop safely. Just follow these simple steps, trust your instincts, and remember: if a deal seems too good to be true, it probably is.
So go forth and shop with confidence! Whether you’re buying necessities or finally treating yourself to that fancy self-stirring coffee mug, smart shopping is safe shopping. And your future self (and your bank account) will thank you.