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Picture this: You’re sitting down with your morning coffee, feeling generally good about the world. You open your inbox expecting a nice newsletter, a note from your sister, or perhaps a coupon for 20% off birdseed. Instead, you see a…

There you are, minding your own business. Maybe you’re looking up a recipe for pot roast, or trying to figure out what your grandkid meant when they texted you “bruh.” Suddenly your screen turns bright red. A siren starts blaring…

You’re sitting in your favorite chair, maybe watching Jeopardy, when the phone rings. The caller ID boldly announces: “Internal Revenue Service.” You pick it up, and a robotic-sounding man named “Officer Steve” informs you that a warrant has been issued…
There’s a statistic about loneliness that I keep thinking about. Among UK retirees, isolation has been called a public health crisis. Not “a shame.” Not “an unfortunate side effect of getting older.” A public health crisis. The kind that costs…

You’re minding your own business, checking your email to see if your grandson finally wrote back (he didn’t), when you spot a message. “URGENT: Your package from The Intergalactic Mail Service cannot be delivered!” You didn’t order anything, but hey,…

Picture this: You’re finally sitting down to a hot dinner. Naturally, the phone rings immediately, because the universe has a strict policy against uninterrupted meals. You answer, expecting a robotic voice warning you that your car’s extended warranty is about…
If you think you’ve ever left people hanging, I promise you’ve never done it like Hamako Mori. Picture this: you’re watching a 93-year-old Japanese grandmother play Resident Evil 4 on YouTube. Monsters. Chainsaws. A spooky village full of things that…
Remember when the only thing in your house that listened to you was the dog? And even then, he only paid attention if you were holding a piece of cheese. Today, things are a little different. You can’t walk into…

Have you ever mentioned out loud that your knees are aching, and five minutes later, your phone shows you an ad for a magical copper knee brace? It feels like the internet is hiding in your living room bushes, taking…

Have you ever visited a garden center to buy a single bag of potting soil, only to come home and find your phone suddenly showing you ads for competitive lawnmower racing? You start to wonder if your phone is psychic.…